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    why does

    i was sat on the sofa last night just day dreaming and having random thoughts about non important stuff that bugs me. so im starting this new thread to ask those non important questions we have in life.

    why is it that when you butter your bread, you drop it. why does it always land buttered side down. :? is it gods way of annoying us or natures way to keep us slim.
    why is it that when you dunk a biscuit in your brew, it snaps in half and sinks to the bottom of the cup? cant they invent a standard biscuit like a hob nob. because there like the sas of the biscuit world.
    why do people always ring when im about to have my tea? is it because there all obease and are worried you’ll become the same.
    why is it the pub bar is always empty until you decide to go to it for a fresh beer. do they all sit there watching and waiting for you to pick up your empty glass and then pounce on the bar. just to annoy you.
    these are just some of the random thoughts i usually have.
    please add your own.

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    #87797
    Re: why does

    Why do Hellmans think it’s neccesary to make three types of mayo : normal, light & extra light. How much of the stuff have you got to eat before it becomes a problem ? Eat less mayo !

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    #87796
    Re: why does

    Why hasn’t my potato and leek soup turned out like Jamie Oliver’s effort?

    ranald
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    #87795
    Re: why does

    @littlestef wrote:

    i was sat on the sofa last night just day dreaming and having random thoughts about non important stuff that bugs me. so im starting this new thread to ask those non important questions we have in life.

    why is it that when you butter your bread, you drop it. why does it always land buttered side down. :? is it gods way of annoying us or natures way to keep us slim. There is a scientific reason, something to do with surface tensions and spread weight on one side, plus distance dropped – James May’s Man Lab touched on it.

    why is it that when you dunk a biscuit in your brew, it snaps in half and sinks to the bottom of the cup? cant they invent a standard biscuit like a hob nob. because there like the sas of the biscuit world. You’re over dunking, don’t dunk and hold, it is 1dunk-2dunk-3dunk and suck. That was our technique with rich tea finger biscuits.

    why do people always ring when im about to have my tea? is it because there all obease and are worried you’ll become the same. LOL – with me it is loo trips, all friends and family start the answerphone message with “You on the pot?”

    why is it the pub bar is always empty until you decide to go to it for a fresh beer. do they all sit there watching and waiting for you to pick up your empty glass and then pounce on the bar. just to annoy you.
    Simple answer is ….. Yes :lol:

    these are just some of the random thoughts i usually have.
    please add your own.

    @woogy wrote:

    Why do Hellmans think it’s neccesary to make three types of mayo : normal, light & extra light. How much of the stuff have you got to eat before it becomes a problem ? Eat less mayo !
    So families buy three times more than they use or need.

    @ranald wrote:

    Why hasn’t my potato and leek soup turned out like Jamie Oliver’s effort?
    Because they don’t show you the fourteen previous attempts that were binned, the edited out errors, the team of chefs assisting.

    Random thought .. .. .. .. ..

    Despite having a tv guide and tv guide app why do I discover a programme I would really love to watch thirty minutes after it has started?

    Why, whenever I am cross stitching/crocheting and getting towards the end of the thread/wool, do I start to work faster, to try and get it done before it runs out?

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    #87801
    Re: why does

    @amgmod wrote:

    Why, whenever I am cross stitching/crocheting and getting towards the end of the thread/wool, do I start to work faster, to try and get it done before it runs out?

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    #87800
    Re: why does

    Why do the TV news presenters always start the bullitin standing up then sit down after the first item? Is it to show us they are wearing smart trousers/skirts and not ripped jeans below the waist?!

    and how about this [this happened today]: why did a well-known internet company post a watch battery to me in a cardboard box about the size of a paperback book? It could have gone in a small envelope!

    Sybylla 8-)

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    #87799
    Re: why does

    if you were to pull all the legs off a spider on just one side. would it just go around in a circle?
    why does my doctor always say whats wrong? isnt he supposed to tell me?
    why is it, old people always tell you there age. my annoying neighbour does it every week. i came home from the pub with my mate last night and the neighbour was stood there, boring me as usual. he kept giving it. “im 86 and all young people this, that and the other”. to which my mate being totally steaming drunk replied, “if your 86”. “isnt it time you died”.

    stefan

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    #87798
    Re: why does

    @littlestef wrote:

    if you were to pull all the legs off a spider on just one side. would it just go around in a circle?
    why does my doctor always say whats wrong? isnt he supposed to tell me?
    why is it, old people always tell you there age. my annoying neighbour does it every week. i came home from the pub with my mate last night and the neighbour was stood there, boring me as usual. he kept giving it. “im 86 and all young people this, that and the other”. to which my mate being totally steaming drunk replied, “if your 86”. “isnt it time you died”.

    I am all for statutory euthenasia, just annot decide what age at …. :lol:

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    #87803
    Re: why does

    @amgmod wrote:

    Why, whenever I am cross stitching/crocheting and getting towards the end of the thread/wool, do I start to work faster, to try and get it done before it runs out?

    :lol: :lol: Have you noticed that thr stiches get tighter too :roll:

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    #87802
    Re: why does

    Why do phones stop ringing the second you get near them or dig them out of your handbag?

    why do I shudder when I go under a low bridge or through a tunnel in a car?

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    #87805
    Re: why does

    Why when you arrive on time for a hospital appointment, the clinic is 2 hours late, but when you are just 5 mins late for your appointment, they refuse to see you?!

    Why does your computer always run out of battery when you’re doing something super important?!

    Why is it the three best TV programmes EVER are clashing and Sky can only record two at once and you can’t watch one live?!

    Why does each cup of tea never taste the same even though you use the same amount of sugar and brew it for the same time?!

    Why does a bad cough get worse in a quiet place…like a library?!

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    #87804
    Re: why does

    Why do you remember what it is you were supposed to do, the minute your laptop shuts down??!

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    #87806
    Re: why does

    why does my cat think its a staffordshire bullterrier and keep attacking the poor old labradour over the road.
    i wouldnt mind if they were the same size. but the labby is that big, if he was to breath in. he’d swallow my cat without realising it. :lol:

    stefan

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    #87807
    Re: why does

    @sar78 wrote:

    Why do you remember what it is you were supposed to do, the minute your laptop shuts down??!

    Or the desktop, or the iPad, or …….. Lol

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